Lame but funny jokes

A few moments of laugh can go a long way to perk you up. A smile that would give you a good feeling instantly. If you're feeling down or suffer some type of depression, try to read the lamest or any one liner jokes that you could possibly find and don't hesitate to show that smile, it really gives a good feeling.

Here are some of the jokes that I find very lame but funny indeed.

What did the Green Grape Said To The Purple Grape?
Breathe You Idiot..Breathe....

What John The Baptist and Winnie The Pooh have in common?
Their middle names.....

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?
Lookin for Pooh (Poo!)

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act as a NUT

Call Center Jokes

On my previous post, I showed an irate Filipino caller who cursed to the Customer Service about her unfortunate rejected withdrawal through her ATM using her CITI card. Well, right now I would like to change that to a more lighter approach, I decided to post about some of the bloopers and jokes happened between the Customer and the Agent in a call center. Here's some of it!

The agent was asking for the location of the caller:

1. Agent: What state you're located?
Client: I am from PA
Agent: Wow, I see you're Pakistan? (it should be Philadelphia, right?)

2. US Geography lesson: a trainor asked the abbreviation of states
AR- Aregon..(it should be Oregon)
NM - next mexico...(haizt )
NV- North Virginia.. ( no way!)

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The agent instructing the caller to turn-off the router and the modem:

Agent: We would need to turn the router and the modem off, can you unplug them both from the power source please?

Customer: Is that necessary?

Agent: Yes sir we need to reset those devices.

Customer: Ok. Can you hold then? Im just gonna go to the other side of the street to my daughter's house to turn the router and the modem off!

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Customer calls in. . . frantic. . . does not know what to do. . . panicking. . she could barely put her thoughts into words. . . does not know how to explain to agent what is happening. . . . says she thought that if she has cable, is she not supposed to be online ALL THE TIME??!!! agent agrees, says that is technically correct. . . Customer says, in a really annoying tone. . . "WELL THEN HOW COME I DON'T HAVE INTERNET CONNECTION RIGHT NOW?!!"

agent: " is your computer directly connected to the modem?"

Customer: yes. . . and I'm using a LAPTOP. . .

agent: did you see an error message before you lost internet connection?

Customer: come to think of it. . . yes. . . it said something like "battery is low, recharge battery. . ."

agent: then what happened next?

Customer: then all of a sudden, (AND THIS SHE SAID LIKE IN A . . . WHAT-THE-HELL-HAPPENED-IS-MY-LAPTOP-POSSESSED kind of tone). . . THE SCREEN WENT BLACK. . . and no matter what I click on. . .nothing happens?!!

agent: did you recharge the battery already?

Customer: No. . . why? am I supposed to do that? am i not supposed to be online all the time?

I you get hook with this, there's more to follow or you can submit some of your own bloopers on my contact tab, then I will try to post it here..thanks