Lame but funny jokes

A few moments of laugh can go a long way to perk you up. A smile that would give you a good feeling instantly. If you're feeling down or suffer some type of depression, try to read the lamest or any one liner jokes that you could possibly find and don't hesitate to show that smile, it really gives a good feeling.

Here are some of the jokes that I find very lame but funny indeed.

What did the Green Grape Said To The Purple Grape?
Breathe You Idiot..Breathe....

What John The Baptist and Winnie The Pooh have in common?
Their middle names.....

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?
Lookin for Pooh (Poo!)

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act as a NUT